This is too good not to write about it. It’s unlikely, that porn websites are lacking traffic, but it seems that marketing game is stronger and harder with some hubs than the others. Last time, Porn Hub bragged about the loss in traffic caused by the Super Bowl, proving that playing with 2 balls is not the most popular pass time of the average American citizen. This time it’s the YouPorn stepping on Google’s toes with a search feature!

Search by emoji

My interpretation of the facepalm

I’m here to inform you about the latest (and admittedly pretty cool) invention from the porn industry.Β  Earlier on, Paul from Pocketables received a press release from YouPorn. Yes, an official press release from YouPorn. Apparently,Β this is a thing. The press release is about the new feature: Search by Emoji. I’m sorry guys but I’m not gonna link the website for you, but you can take a look at safe for work by content, but not so safe by URL link:

https://www.youporn.com/emoji/

The link contains no NSFW content, so you can still read it, but I do advise you to avoid work connections.

I’m not 100% sure what do you have to do, or how important you have to be in the tech world to get press releases from YouPorn, but clearly, I’m not there just yet.

The idea is actually great. Scrolling through my social feeds, I’m left puzzled by updates made by the emoji-loving audiences. It’s near impossible to figure out what a line like this:

πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘

could mean.

Thanks, to YouPorn and the first search by emoji, not only you can find out what (most likely) teens are up to, but also see the AI interpretation and professional re-enactment.

Perhaps, YouPorn will be first to answer the most frequently asked question:

IsΒ πŸ’© really the chocolate flavoured ice cream?

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Are you brave enough to find out? I’m not, at least not while writing about this release using a public hotspot in a coffee shop!

Of course, this would happen!

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